To believe or not to believe

I've been considering becoming a religious man for a while, I feel that it is a part of being a traditionalist and a biohacker, however I haven't found a religion or denomination that appeals to me. I want a to be a member of a religion that supports strength, masculinity and personal growth/development.



In my opinion:

• Christianity is weak and against masculine values, so I have a hard time accepting that.
  

• Islam is an Arab religion and destroys culture.

• Buddhism is based on the notion that living is suffering, and is thus not focused on personal development.

• Hinduism is chaotic and INDIAN.

• Judaism is pretty interesting, although I think their beliefs and traditions are neurotic and crazy.

• Newer movements like scientology and New-Age beliefs are obvious scams.

Can someone help me with finding a religion, or maybe you think being an atheist is better?

You can only find the answer at bottom of the bottle sir, that's what I did after Vietnam.

Viet-fuckin-nam!?



I respect and honor your service sir, without patriots like you who would defend our freedoms? I personally bleed red, white, and blue and pledge allegiance to the good ol' Stars 'n Stripes every single morning.