Alien spotted IRL [Detective Thread]

[monkey_marketer]

I saw a "man" who was wearing this shirt today. What kind of man would do that? I suspect it may be some sort of alien creature that's spying on other humans, no man would ever seriously wear a shirt like that.



Please post your comments below. Does anyone else think that this was an alien?

[DemonSkull]

Can you please tell me more about this man? Was he a lazy fat ass? I would assume he is. No normal hard working inhabitant of the free world, would ever wear this shit. Think about it, your'e waiting for a mate on the streets of the hood, and your employer suddenly walks past you, while you are wearing this shit. You would get fired on the spot.


Wear this at a job interview, not hired

Always dress up like you're going to a job interview

[monkey_marketer]

He was overweight, I don't remember much else. How would you react if your interviewer wore this shirt when interviewing you for a job?

[DemonSkull]

If it was a high wage job, I would probably just pretend nothing was wrong. However some shitty minimum wage job, which I will never do lol. I would just take the job, and fuck around to mess with the idiot

[monkey_marketer]

Same!

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